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Sunday, August 31, 2008

Pride

I'd just like to say that after recent events, I'm awfully proud to be an American. I mean, where else on Earth could a random housewife be catapulted first into a Governorship on the basis that she's not the incumbent, and then into potentially being a heartbeat away from being the most powerful person on Earth because of her plumbing? And ahead of all those people who might actually be qualified for the job? It's truly inspiring. Random chance can change your life! Why, thanks to this, I can believe as a fat man in my middle forties with no appropriate qualifications that I may yet fulfill my childhood ambition of being an astronaut! Nowhere else on Earth, I tell you. I gotta go get some lottery tickets.

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Posted at 11:05 AM

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John McCain said that the only criteria for picking his Vice Presidential running mate was that it be "the most qualified person for the job."

Since John McCain chose Sarah Palin, he obviously thinks that she is "The Most Qualified Person for the Job."

Just remember that: Out of all of his possible choices, John McCain thinks that Sarah Palin is THE MOST QUALIFIED PERSON to be his Vice President, and thus also to be President in the event of an emergency.

He said so.

Posted by lilbro at 9:26 AM, September 2, 2008 [Link]

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