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Tuesday, May 13, 2003

No more sex on the beach

A Spanish politician running for mayor in the city of Granada wants to ruin the sex lives of young adults by encouraging them out of cramped back seats and darkened beaches and into hotel rooms by providing them with vouchers to help pay for the cost of the rooms. If the candidate wins and implements his plan, Spanish youth are expected to experience a severe decrease in funny stories to tell as they get older. Fortunately, the candidate is running on the Green Party ticket, and has no chance of winning.

Posted at 10:03 AM

Comments

No more sex on the beach or in cars? That’d be tragic! And to think I used to like the Greens!!

Posted by Cat at 2:33 AM, May 14, 2003 [Link]

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