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"You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat."
- Albert Einstein, explaining radio
Mischief, 1988 - December 20, 2003
Sylvester (the Dorito Fiend), who died at Thanksgiving, 2000.
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