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Thursday, August 12, 2004

A man, a plan, a canal, no more Bush

John Kerry has a one-point plan for a better America:

Delivering the central speech of his 10-day "Solution For America" bus campaign tour Monday, Democratic presidential nominee Sen. John Kerry outlined his one-point plan for a better America: the removal of George W. Bush from the White House.

"If I am elected in November, no inner-city child will have to live in an America where George Bush is president," Kerry said, addressing a packed Maize High School auditorium. "No senior citizen will lie awake at night, worrying about whether George Bush is still the chief executive of this country. And no American--regardless of gender, regardless of class, regardless of race--will be represented by George Bush in the world community."

Works for me.

Why is it that humor sources like The Onion and The Daily Show give the real news more clearly than "legitimate" news sources? (Found via Backup Brain.)

Posted at 1:31 AM

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Hi Ralph, I'm new to your site. I like it! I'm also a big fan of Flying Nun/New Zealand pop(since the 80's). Most interested in Bored Games right now, as i missed out on them. Please drop a note. Best, John

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"You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat."

- Albert Einstein, explaining radio